Mariah Carey renewed her vows for the forth time to Nick Cannon in Paris France this past weekend.  Then she fly to Austria where her  massive camel toe was front and center.  She wore a skin tight red ski suit that sans underwear resulted in the biggest front wedgie I have ever seen.  The fashion police should haul her in for public indecency. 

Now, I can understand that she wants to show off her post baby body but doesn’t she have a full length mirror in her dressing room?  This is why you should be nice to people you work with because no friend would ever send you out in public like that. 

If you have the stomach for it then click through the gallery and witness the parting of the red sea in it’s full glory! 

Mariah Carey Cameltoe

Mariah Carey's Cameltoe in Red Ski Suit

Mariah Carey Sings in Austria

Mariah Carey Wardrobe Malfunction

Mariah Carey Epic CamelToe

Mariah Carey Shows Austria Camel Toe

Jessica Simpson delivered her baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson, in L.A. Tuesday morning.  This is her first child with fiance Eric Johnson and she weighed in at a whopping, 9 lbs. 13 ounces.  I guess Jessica doesn’t do anything small.  The Newlywed’s star never had any children with Nick Lachey but it looks like both parties are happy with their mates as both remarried and are expecting babies.  Lachey’s spouse, Vanessa Lachey, is currently expecting the couple’s first child.

The Fashion Star mentor tweeted last Halloween that she was pregnant and keeps sharing intimate information about food cravings, sweaty body parts and her sex drive.  I guess she didn’t learn anything from her reality tv days where she loved to talk about farting!  Because during a March interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Simpson made Kimmel blush when she admitted, “I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!”  Or when she told Ryan Seacrest, “I am definitely ‘feeling intimate,’ I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!”

Congratulation Jessica and Eric on the birth of your first baby girl!